I always thought that Dan Wieden had some gems to inspire his employees. I thought those gems would be the kind of things a child would like to hear from a father. Then after thinking those two things, I made this third thing. I remember visiting Portland not long after and meeting Dan Wieden. He knew I had made this site and I remember feeling like a complete tool bag. Whatever, it still comes up fourth when you google his name. I bet he fucking loves that.